A white witch has declared the most recent Nessie photo to be a log and said he is planning to head north to charm the real creature out of Loch Ness.
Paranormal researcher Kevin Carlyon believes the real Loch Ness Monster is a ghost and the picture captured by tour boat operator George Edwards of a mysterious object floating in the loch merely shows a piece of wood.
The self-professed High Priest of Loch Ness and Protector of Nessie said he has been contacted by fans of the monster from across the world since the publication of the photograph last week, who are up in arms over the disrespectful treatment of the creature.
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