Friday, 23 August 2013

German court orders university to silence raucous guinea pigs which kept neighbours up all night with 'wild orgies'

A German university has been ordered to move a group of guinea pigs which have kept homeowners up all night because of their noisy orgies.

Thirteen male and female specimens live together in a large outdoor cage at Muenster University in north-west Germany.

However, following complaints from nearby homeowners who said they cannot sleep because of the noise of their wild-sex sessions, they were this week the subject of a hearing in the city's Administrative Court.

Yesterday, a judge ruled the cage was too close to neighbouring houses.

It is just two metres from where gardens begin and by law should be at least three metres away. 

A sign on the door of the guinea pigs cage reads: 'These animals live in non-committal, mixed-gender groups and mate with every possible partner.'



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