Tuesday 15 Apr 2014 10:06 pm
If you’ve ever wanted to own rhino manure now is your chance.
A 1kg amount of the ‘high quality’ dung from Chessington World of Adventures is reportedly available from eBay for £9.99.
The ‘miracle’ manure will apparently help you achieve a luscious lawn and was put up for sale after the theme park was asked the secret to their immaculate grass.
The eBay description says: ‘With Rhino-Grow you too can prosper from the dung’s success and have a luscious lawn this summer.’
The dung was reportedly retrieved from three rhinos at Chessington – Dozer, Gyasi and Kanty.
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