NPR,
7/21/12- This isn't oxymoronic but last week, hundreds of turtles successfully
dashed out of a Georgia turtle farm and escaped into nearby undergrowth. While
there was no slow-speed chase, turtle farmer David Driver tells the Chattanooga
News about 1,600 reptiles got away.
It all
started last week, when suspected vandals tore down or stole metal siding on
Driver's property keeping the turtles penned up. Seizing their opportunity, the
reptiles made a break for it: hundreds of them sped, well, maybe 'walked with
purpose' to the openings and disappeared into nearby ponds.
Driver
says he found out when he got calls from neighbors who saw turtles scooting
over the roads, according to the Summerville News. All kinds of
turtles escaped:
snapping, soft shelled, eastern paints and more. Driver estimates he's lost the
bulk of four years' worth of work.
He sells
some of the turtles to pet operators and others he ships to China, where they
are eaten. Driver says even before the vandalism, sales were falling.
A
sheriff's investigator joked to the Chattanooga News about "packs of wild
turtles running rampant in the Harrisburg area. Be advised," before
becoming serious, warning police are still looking for thieves.
And the
vandals? Police suspect they just wanted the metal, because they made off with
the tailgate of Driver's old green jeep. They're checking junkyards for it.
A line
from Dr. Seuss's Yertle the Turtle seems apt here: "...and the
turtles, of course...all the turtles are free. As turtles, and, maybe, all
creatures should be."
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