MOO-VE over
Kate Moss, there is some competition in town, as Britain
The udderly
ridiculous competition is not looking for a cow with ambitions to achieve world
peace or find a cure for disease, just an animal with a fetching face, long
lashes and a sweet temperament like you would expect from a typical beauty
queen.
Gourmet
yoghurt makers The Collective are seeking to crown one cow ‘Cow of the Year’ -
because gorgeous cows make gorgeous yoghurts.
Six stunning
finalists, voted for by the public, will be judged by a panel selected either
for their understanding and appreciation of cows or for their insider knowledge
of the beauty industry.
The winning
cow will receive a sash and crown to wear, so they can parade their beauty for
all to see.
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