Thursday, 28 November 2019
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Wednesday, 11 April 2018
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Monday, 6 November 2017
The Chinese 'miracle' elixir that threatens donkeys around the world
Tuesday, 8 April 2014
Kick-ass! How donkeys are used by farmers to scare off wild dogs
Monday, 26 August 2013
Kenya: 3,000 donkeys take 'annual leave' from owners
Saturday, 25 May 2013
Killer Donkeys Maul Pensioner To Death
Tuesday, 15 May 2012
The age-old question is finally answered: Donkeys aren't stubborn
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/898973-the-age-old-question-is-finally-answered-donkeys-arent-stubborn#ixzz1uqjOlXAD
Wednesday, 28 September 2011
Political party enters a donkey to run for mayor in Bulgarian elections
It was reported that the party see Marko as the ideal alternative to the current mayor Kiril Yordanov, who they feel is not doing a good enough job for the town.
Angel Dyankov, head of the campaign headquarters of the Society for New Bulgaria party, said: 'Unlike the other mayor candidates and politicians, the Donkey has a strong character, doesn’t steal, doesn’t lie, and gets work done.'
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/876750-political-party-enters-a-donkey-to-run-for-mayor-in-bulgarian-elections#ixzz1ZFFh5kE0
Thursday, 3 March 2011
Cornwall man shoots sister's donkey after row
A Cornishman has admitted shooting dead his sister's donkey after an argument.
Bodmin magistrates heard that Darrell Duffill shot donkey Claude in the temple with an air rifle, followed by two more shots as it lay on the ground.
Duffill, 54, who lives in a cabin on land owned by his sister near Looe, had drunk half a bottle of rum before the attack on Monday, the court heard.
Duffill admitted criminal damage and was remanded in custody to 23 March for probation reports to be prepared.
The court heard that Duffill's sister, Carolyn Jones, found the 10-year-old donkey in a pool of blood in his stable.
Despite the crime, defence solicitor Ramin Shamsolahi claimed in court that Duffill was an "animal lover".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12627887
(Submitted by Tim Chapman)
Wednesday, 28 July 2010
Uncommon hybrid of zebra and donkey born at north Georgia wildlife preserve (Via D R Shoop)
http://www.startribune.com/nation/99337569.html?elr=KArks8c7PaP3E77K_3c::D3aDhUMEaPc:E7_ec7PaP3iUiacyKU7DYaGEP7vDEh7P:DiUX
C.W. Wathen, the preserve's founder and general manager, said the foal has a zebra's instincts. Wathen said she sits up instead of lying on her side, as if she's staying alert for predators.
Donkeys and zebras don't usually mate, but zedonks turn up occasionally.
Wathen said that in about two weeks, the zedonk will begin roaming the property with the rest of the animals.
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Information from: The Times, http://www.gainesvilletimes.com/
Tuesday, 13 April 2010
"The defendant does not have a stable address..."
Monday, 12 April 2010
A 66-year-old man has pleaded guilty at Leicester Crown Court to having sex with a donkey and a horse. Joseph Squires was charged with buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5, 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004.
He also faced charges of damaging property - relating to the two animals on the same dates. Squires, whose address was previously given as Overpark Avenue, Leicester, was due to stand trial but pleaded guilty to all four counts at Leicester Crown Court today. Defence counsel Amar Mehta told the court Squires had no previous
convictions and was of previous good character.
Requesting he be released on bail, he said: "The defendant does not have a stable address although he says his daughter can provide an address." Judge Michael Pert QC refused the application and remanded Squires into custody for a pre-sentence report to be prepared. He will be sentenced on May 24.
Sunday, 11 October 2009
Zookeepers paint donkeys like zebras
11 October 2009
By sss
Gaza City zoo has found a creative way of drawing crowds to its dilapidated attraction by painting their donkeys as zebras.
The Marah Land Zoo's only two zebras died of hunger earlier this year when they were neglected during the Israel-Hamas war.
They were too expensive to replace, so the keepers decided to design a pair of donkeys with black and white patterns instead.
A professional painter used French-manufactured hair colouring to make the donkeys look like zebras.
http://www.lep.co.uk/weirdnews/Zookeepers-paint-donkeys-like-zebras.5722809.jp
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Wednesday, 5 August 2009
The silly season: Benson the carp and other fishy tales
In pictures: classic silly season stories
There's a carp story on the front of today's Times.No, that's not a misprint – there really is a great big fish pictured across the top of the paper, beneath the solemn headline, "Benson, Britain's best-loved carp, 1984-2009".
And lo, just a few days into August, the silly season has arrived.
It has to be said that Valentine Low's story about Benson – a female carp, named after a hole in her dorsal fin that resembled a cigarette burn, who was caught at least 60 times – is an extremely enjoyable read.
The quote from Tony Bridgefoot of the Bluebell Lakes complex is a classic. "We are all rocked by Benson's death. She was an iconic carp. We are all still trying to come to terms with her death. Money could not have bought Benson. She had that celebrity status. I can't stress how famous she was in the angling world."
And then turn to today's Daily Telegraph, which has a delightful story about dolphin sign language. A flop on to its side means "Let's go", a roll on to its back with tail fin waving means "Let's eat", and a rapid movement of its fins means "Let's bash out 300 words on this - there's nothing else going on".
The Sun tends to keep the silly season going all year round, but it has enjoyed a good run of "killer chipmunk" stories.
Here's a recent example – make sure you click on the graphic of the chipmunk launching itself at the lady.
The story is reminiscent of a classic tale from October 2005 – it was an Indian summer that year, clearly – when the South London Press reported that squirrels were digging up crack cocaine hidden by drug dealers.
Here's the front page that Chris Morris would be proud of.
Some silly season stories are so good they have to be repeated year after year.
Back in August 2003, there were reports that a great white shark had been seen off the coast of Devon.
The story resurfaced in July 2007, this time in Cornwall – only to be rubbished by a Falmouth coastguard:
"There has never been a confirmed sighting of a great white off the CornishClearly, animals are the essential ingredients of classic silly season tales.
coast. It's utter rubbish. We have never had a shark attack down here and we
would urge people to take this with a pinch of salt. They are not the man-eating
Jaws."
Back in 1987 there was Blackie the Donkey, saved from being crushed at a Spanish fiesta and then brought to England by the Daily Star.
Then there were the Tamworth Two, a pair of piglets who broke out of a Wiltshire abattoir and spent a week on the run in January 1998 (OK, that wasn't really the summer).
The Daily Mail bought the pigs, named them Butch and Sundance and paid for them to live at the South of England Rare Breeds Centre near Ashford, Kent.
But sometimes it's possible to contrive a magnum opus of daftness that doesn't involve beasts.
Take the Sun's classic tale from August 2005 that Victor Meldrew had been found in space, the apotheosis of the I-saw-Jesus-in-my-toast story genre.
Here's a collection of holy relics, Daily Mail-style.
But this is far from an exhaustive list – have you noticed any corkers this year, or do you have any favourites from silly seasons past?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/organgrinder/2009/aug/04/newspapers-silly-season-stories
Wednesday, 29 July 2009
3,000 donkeys drafted in for Afghan polls: UN
KABUL – More than 3,000 donkeys will be drafted in to help deliver millions of ballot papers to remote regions of Afghanistan for presidential elections on August 20, a UN official said Tuesday.
Swathes of Afghanistan are inaccessible by road, forcing election authorities to come up with innovative solutions to get voting materials to the masses in time for election day.
Kai Eide, the top UN representative in Afghanistan, toured a hanger at the Independent Election Commission (IEC) headquarters in Kabul where he watched the papers being stuffed into bright blue boxes and loaded onto trucks.
"There will be 3,500 trucks involved altogether in getting the material to the polling centres. And 3,000 donkeys will get the ballot papers to the most remote areas," said Eide, head of the UN Assistance Mission in Afghanistan.
He said the pack animals would be loaded up with the papers and dispatched to polling stations mostly in the north, where the mountains of the Hindu Kush cut off many residents from the outside world.
Eide called the operation "one of the most demanding electoral exercises I have seen" and praised Afghanistan for holding elections in the middle of a war, with Western and local forces battling Taliban insurgents.
"What makes it challenging is the infrastructure... and also the fact that the country is a country in conflict," the Norwegian diplomat told reporters.
Ahmad Bilal, IEC head of logistics, said helicopters would also be mobilised to reach the more remote areas and hoped to get all materials to polling centres by August 10.
Afghanistan is one of the poorest countries in the world and 80 percent of the people live in rural areas, largely without electricity.
Election officials also have to contend with fragile security in the south, Bilal said, where thousands of newly deployed US troops are trying to wrest back Taliban strongholds in harsh and baking desert.
The election will cost about 220 million dollars and is being bankrolled by Afghanistan's international partners.
More than 35 million presidential and provincial ballot papers are being distributed to 28,500 polling stations across Afghanistan.
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/classified-odd/07/29/09/3000-donkeys-drafted-afghan-polls-un
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
Woman to sue over donkey attack
55-year-old Florida resident Patty Curtice says she was riding the horse last June on her first date with her boyfriend, Angel Velez, when they were attacked by two donkeys that had escaped from a nearby ranch.
'That's the only thing I remember is the teeth coming at me. I never got bit by the donkey, I got trampled by him, but the teeth, I remember the teeth,' she said.
She now plans to file a lawsuit against local car dealer and philanthropist Frank Morsani, who owns the ranch, over the injuries and medical bills resulting from the donkey attack.
Curtice told 10 Connect News: 'I don't blame anybody, but if the man had fixed the fence, I wouldn't be in this mess.'
Morsani says that the donkeys escaped when someone cut his fence.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Woman_to_sue_over_donkey_attack&in_article_id=586681&in_page_id=2

