MARCH 5, 2013 12:02 AM
GREG NEWKIRK
Looking to own a piece of the Bigfoot
legend but don’t want to settle on something as mundane as a regular old
plaster cast? Does the thought of getting your hands on an actual Sasquatch
hair sample sound better? Well then, our friends at Bigfoot Evidence might have found just the eBay
auction for you.
eBay user “bigfootseeker” has just placed an auction for what they say
is a “genuine Bigfoot / Sasquatch hair sample” from Mt/ Hood, Oregon
How does one come across such a sample
from the big hairy guy? By having your mother-in-law yell at him, apparently.
From the listing:
In August of 2012, my mother-in-law told
me that she had seen a ‘bigfoot creature’ on her property and she needed help
getting it to leave. I thought for sure she had been mistaken, so I went there
to check out the situation. She said that she heard screams coming from the
woods after dark, and that some of the rabbits she kept in pens had gone
missing. I told her that I would stay and keep watch for her, but iIreally
didn’t expect anything. I would go there around sunset & stay until between
11pm and 12am. I saw and heard nothing. This went on for a few nights until I
told her thatIi thought she had nothing to worry about. The morning after the
first night that I didn’t stay, I got a call at work. My mother-in-law
frantically told me that she had gone out to the rabbit pen around dawn and
spotted ‘one of those bigfoots’ taking her last two rabbits. When she angrily
yelled at it, she said it looked shocked to see her & in two steps was out
of the yard, clearing an old barbed wire fence ‘as if it wasn’t there’. I went
out to her property that afternoon and looked around. There were no clear
footprints, but you could see where something heavy had trampled the grass
through part of her yard, over the fence & to the tree line. I found a tuft
of jet black hair stuck to the fence and took it. I was not really interested
in bigfoot up to that point, but seeing the evidence & hearing the story
first hand made me a believer. I now spend as much time as I can searching the
woods around her property. I have heard the screams and wood knockings, but I
have yet to see one. My mother-in-law describes the one she saw as ‘more than
seven feet tall’ and looked like ‘a really ugly person, kind of like a caveman
covered in black fur’. Since I can only go by her story, I can only offer this
hair as coming from a Bigfoot b/c she told me that’s what is. I hope you enjoy
your sample, she has since installed security lights. This is for #2 of 100.
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