Envoy recounts being charged at
by ‘massive’ specimen, resulting in minor injuries as he slipped during his
escape
Tuesday 16 May 2017
17.14 BST Last modified on Tuesday 16 May 2017 18.51 BST
Britain’s ambassador to Austria has
generally been given a warm welcome, but a local wild boar appeared to have
little time for diplomatic niceties. Leigh Turner, who took up the post last
August, has revealed that while walking in woods near Vienna earlier this
month, he was chased by a “massive” specimen and sustained minor injuries.
Turning a corner, Turner found
himself face-to-face with a group of “four or five hulking adults and countless
piglets”. He turned and walked away slowly. “Moments later I hear a noise
behind me like a galloping horse, and turn to see a massive wild boar, head
down, charging straight at me,” Turner recounted
on his blog.
Turner tried to escape by
climbing a pile of tree trunks, but slipped on the wet wood, scratching and
bruising himself in the process.
“By the time I turned round, the
boar [no doubt thinking, ‘That’s got rid of that swine’] had trotted back to
join the rest of the group, which was melting back into the forest,” he said.
“All my minor injuries were self-inflicted: the boar never made contact.”
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