A Bulawayo woman is reportedly tormented by goblins which steal her g-string panties and whisper insults, accusing her of switching to another church.
The woman, Lynette Ziweya, is accusing Prophet Paul Grinder of Johane Masowe eChishnu of sending his goblins to torture her because she left the church to join another one.
"I used to attend Prophet Grinder's church and after realising that he was not a true prophet because of his actions, I decided to move to another church. It seems he was not pleased and since that time, my panties started disappearing at home. As if that was not enough, whenever I try to go to another church, I will be seeing the goblins which will be ordering me to return to Prophet Grinder's church," she said.
Ziweya revealed that everywhere she goes, these goblins follow her and as a result she no longer has peace in her life.
"When this whole thing started, I sought for assistance from different prophets, but they all referred back to the prophet saying I should confront him on the issue. When I confronted him, he professed ignorance and vowed that I will never have peace in my life," she said.
The troubled woman added that Prophet Grinder even did a few miracles before her to prove to her that he was capable of doing anything using his super natural powers.
"I have run out of ideas on what I can do to free myself. Prophet Grinder can do anything because at one time he even changed a child into a funny creature to demonstrate his powers," she said.
Drama as goblin falls out of man's trousers in a commuter omnibus
A 36-year-old Mutorashanga man was apprehended by commuters after he allegedly tried to run away from his goblin.
Brighton Magutakuona attempted to run away after he allegedly dropped a goblin from his trousers.
It is alleged that Magutakuona, a farmer in Mutorashanga, was travelling in a commuter omnibus when it appeared to have caught fire, resulting in all the occupants disembarking.
Magutakuona was the last person to get out from the commuter omnibus and eye witnesses said his trousers was burning attracting the attention of commuter omnibus occupants.
Magutakuona tried to escape but was apprehended and he later on confessed to the police that he was given the goblin by his aunt as a charm for good luck and for him to be a good farmer.
Police officers from Marlborough Police Station attended to the incident and a statement was recorded in an occurrence book since there are no charges which can be laid against him under Zimbabwean laws.
Police Spokesperson, Senior Assistant Commissioner Charity Charamba confirmed the incident.
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