Shannon Ullman, Editor, Your
Tango, 7/21/17
Your pet might be why you're
single.
Typically, having a pet scores you points
when it comes to dating. Most guys have figured out that if they
take a walk with their puppy, the girls just flock to them. And many women
have found that men find
their cat selfies kind of charming (right? I hope I’m right).
Apparently, there is a certain
kind of pet out there that will seriously knock you down in dateable points. And if
you have this pet, no one will date you.
According to a survey done by Woodstream, pets
play a much larger role in dating than we may have thought. They surveyed 1,000
people about their pets, asking if they ever started dating someone or broke it
off because of a pet.
Out of everyone surveyed, 70
percent were dog owners and 50 percent owned cats. The split between getting
pets from shelters versus from family and
friends was quite even. However, 49 percent of people said that getting a pet
from a shelter was sexier
I agree! Someone with a heart big
enough to save a shelter animal is pretty darn hot.
When asked which kind of pets
people found to be the creepiest, 66 percent of men said spiders with 77
percent of women saying the same. The list went on to include snakes, mice,
bees, ants, reptiles, chickens, goats, hamsters, and ferrets.
I had a ferret once, and guys,
they are seriously WAY creepier than you would think. Anyway, it seems that
spiders top the list, so, if you have this pet, no one will date you.
The survey digs into who uses
their pets as a way to hit on someone too. I know you all were curious
about that. It turns out that 21 percent of men admitted to this tactic while
only 8 percent of women admitted to it.
And when it comes to getting
a second date, it turns out that spiders really are killing your game. When
looking at which pet was most likely to cost their owner a second date, spiders
came in first with snakes and rats following close behind.
So, when it
comes to your dating life, don’t think that pets don’t matter because
they totally do! If you happen to be the owner of a spider, you might want to
leave that tidbit out of your Tinder profile.
In fact, maybe you should just
keep that sucker under your bed until your date has a chance to fall in love with you. Then, it will probably
be a lot harder for them to hate on your creepy little friend.
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