Well, no — of course, a Bigfoot didn’t show. They don’t want to be found, you know.
But the annual Ohio Bigfoot Conference in Cambridge went on yesterday without one of the creatures, often described as 9 feet tall, covered in hair, with thin lips and deep-set eyes that sometimes glow red in the dark.
There were, however, plaster molds of Bigfoot tracks, discussion about Ohio sightings and scientists lecturing about evidence. Folding tables displayed camouflage-painted Sasquatch-recording devices and Bigfoot-shaped cookies. Lila Slatzer had a cookie cutter custom-made.
“Every year, I bake a couple hundred cookies, come here and sell my wares,” said Slatzer, who, along with her husband, has been hunting a Bigfoot for about 30 years.
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